Naptime?

What is with people sleeping on the train. Yes, this includes me. Why is the train the perfect place to nap? Is it because the constant vibrations? Is it the sensation of moving while not being active? Or is it just because its 4am, and we're all sleeping off last nights alcohol? I think its some combination of all 3. but there are two types of sleepers. Those who fall asleep with pleasure, and those who are gripping onto staying awake. you can find the second type by paying attention to how they act during stops. Do they pop up for several seconds before lulling themselves back into their dreamland? Yeah...... that's us. Its also easier to get away with not paying attention to people acting like fools when your asleep......just make sure your wallet/purse/backpack are in safe places. Seriously? Seriously!

Surfing

So as we all know, the subway is pretty fucking crowded. What do you do when you don't have a seat to sit in, a pole to hold, or a door to lean on......you Surf. Its not just for californians anymore. Surfing is all about maintaining balance. He's a tip or two to keep you from falling, knocking people over, and making an ass of yourself. Make sure you have your feet spread, shoulder length apart and grounded. Also, have one foot in front of you and the other behind. Please do this in a way where it looks natural. Please don't try and look like you are actually surfing.........People will rightly judge you. Anyways, now that your feet are in proper position, here is the key to Surfing. Weight Placement. When the train is leaving the station, place your weight on your back foot, and use that to ground you. When the train is stopping at a station, place your weight on your front foot. Trust me, if you do this right, you won't fall. If not, squeeze your way onto a pole, but it may be crowded and sweaty. Seriously? Seriously!

Fashion Show

Do you ever wonder if what you think is cute, is actually cute? Does the store mirror flatter you into thinking you've made the proper outfit decision? Well, if you ever doubt your decisions, please ride the New York City subway. There are many different types of people, wearing many different things, and there is ALWAYS somebody commenting on it. If you see two people snickering, it's most likely about you. And the person snickering, is most likely me. But if you love who you are, and what you have on, nobody's jeers can bring you down. But yes, there is always a critic, and they are usually right. Seriously? Seriously!    

Bad Parenting

So this father was with his two girls, both looked under the age of 9 years old, on the same pole of a crowded train. The two little girls began to fight, as little girls tend to do. The father tell the one daughter who started it, to go hold onto the other pole. which is in a place where he can't see her!?!?! WTF! His daughter could have gotten chloroformed and taken and he would have had no clue. Can we take away children from really stupid parents. And he wasn't even a dumb teenage parent. He looked late 30s, and well to do. I guess today i learned two things...

1)How to be a bad parent

2)Don't judge people on their appearances.

Seriously? Seriously!

True Love

You know that old saying "Theres somebody for everybody"......it's true. If people like them can find love, than I should worry about growing alone, and bitter.

                                                           Seriously? Seriously!

Boob Sweat

If you are holding the same pole as lady, if you put your hand at mid chest level, every time the train jerks back and forth you get a feel of her boobies. What may seem like an easy grope, isn't always a gift. Boob sweat is gross, and I learned that the hard way. Seriously? Seriously!